Sunday, July 24, 2011

Life Lessons

*Note to self:  When you are out at a county fair remember to not purchase a barbeque pork? sandwich from a pink cart w/ blue trim.  This proves to be bad for your health. 


*Note to owner of said pink food cart w/ blue trim:  Please stop producing your horrific sandwiches.  Eating one results in the following symptoms:  immediate disgust at the way over-the-top smoke flavor, followed by gut-wrenching cramps, along with instantaneous sweats.  The only remedy is lots of moaning followed by sleep.

1 comment:

Sheila said...

Wait 'til the owner of that cart reads this. He's gonna be mad.